Hello Haven it is I Glork. I come to infest these boards with my awesomeness. Yes of course you may flee for your lives or run and scream about in terror, howevah, no one will ever be truly safe from me... bwa ha... ha haha, ha... ha!

Okay now wierd parts over. Hi! I'm Glork I'm from Alterra for those of you that don't know me I've been fighting in Dagorhir for a year aaaaaaaaaand a half? I think... hmmm. Close enough to that. Maybe a bit less maybe a bit more. Anywaays. My character is a Gobbork half-goblin half-ork. His favorite weapon right now and for a long long time is the pokeey (spear) and a small blue hee hee. Hmmm lets see other stuff about me. Well I'm really happy most of the time... If I'm sad it will be for a reason you can laugh at most of the time... like, "I spilled my grape soda..." Or something to the extent... Are you guys still reading this? I figured most would've given up by now hahaha!

Oh okay fun fact: I name all of my weapons: Spear-Ploink, Little Blue-Dinko, Regular Blue-Thwap, Red-Bruno, Two Daggers- Daegger and Dogger (long "a" sound on the first one), uhhhhh and I has an axe but don't know what ta calls it... <.< >.> ^.^ That's about all for me... oh yeah! I got my character some goggles look!!:







I luvs dem alreadeh!

Oh and a little Glork speech class: Pinky=Human.

Um That is all

loves Glork!

P.S. I found out at Gates that some of you may have heard of me as Pandus, Panda, or that one crazy kid Kairis always talking about from Rag... sooo that makes me feel special!

OMG GLORK! It's you! X3 I'm so happy to see you on our boards! I hope you infect us with your awesomeness frequently.

Also: I very much enjoyed reading the names of your weapons. I think Ploink is my favourite.

And, as always, goggles pwn all. I'd hang tight to that pair above if I were you, though. I might suddenly feel the urge to become a klepto should I see them in person... >.>

I'll be sure to wear them in your FACE then BAHAHA!

And yeah I'll be on alot... sadly my life has nothing else... penny! Oooooo brb...




Mmmmmm penny...

YAY! Glork is here! Hey buddy how have you been? Gates was fun but we didn't get to hang out much.

i gotz to hangs with the alterrans and glork, also glork, Gump in a speedo

@ Iohn yeah I knows man! Comin down for Ludi?

@ Tyr you have my up most hatred emanating towards you right now.

Welcome to the boards! meh..

Hey, I'm Anndra, Iohn's liitle sis. I met you at war & briefly at Rag last year. It's good to have you on the boards.

it was fun watchin braveheart at your house Glork, and fighting at Ludi, i'll try to come visit some time this summer

Up til just now, there were a total of 6666 posts on our boards. So will be randomly bumping threads that I like, til i can get us to 6670 at least.

Bump.

lol did you not just discourage us from spamming ???