Because these boards are too quiet

Wait, is that Tyr? How are you, man? Does this mean you've graduated boot camp/ basic training?

Nope. That is actually a T-1000 Terminator.

death to all humans, but yes it is me, i graduated friday, actually at this very moment i'm at the airport waiting on my flight to tech school, at ft leonardwood, just south of you guys.

Dude, SWEET! FT. Wood is like 30 mins. from us. You could visit anytime you wanted. How long will you be there? Will you have free time to leave base?

Doupt he'd have a car to do so. But I may be out that way for a conference from work. If I get the go ahead to go, We need ot do lunch Tyr.

25. Every time you eat a food item, you compare it's weight to a Dagorhir weapon. Ex: "Two of these cheeseburgers is a minimum blue."

Someone could always drive out and pick him up. Congrats, Tyr. It's good to have you back.

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25. Every time you eat a food item, you compare it's weight to a
Dagorhir weapon. Ex: "Two of these cheeseburgers is a minimum blue."

That is amazing. I can imagine this being support for increasing min. weapon weights. Because who can justify fighting with a club that weighs as much as 2 cheeseburgers?

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25. Every time you eat a food item, you compare it's weight to a
Dagorhir weapon. Ex: "Two of these cheeseburgers is a minimum blue."

That is amazing. I can imagine this being support for increasing min. weapon weights. Because who can justify fighting with a club that weighs as much as 2 cheeseburgers?

They're really greasy?

26. You've made some sort of dirty joke involving the terms "single green" and "double green."

27. You settle fights between you and your friends or you and your partner by challenging each other to duels.

28. you wonder if dagorhir counts as community service

29. you wonder if you can do dag on military instulations


and i can't go to rolla till the 15th of march, i can leave base (and have a car) on the 8th, but i have to be in blues and can't go farther then 25 miles

Tyr. you up for breakfast on the 12th of feb? Khyn and I will be driving though on our way to Wolf Pack Openner.

30. You've complained when Wal-Mart runs out of camping foam or duct tape.

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30. You've complained when Wal-Mart runs out of camping foam or duct tape.

Felt the sting of this one before, saddest moment of my Dag life.

31. you cried a little when you can't find blue foam in the PX, and i can't do breakfest bro, i start my day at 0700 on the 12, i'm busy from 0400-1700 about every weekday, and i might be busy some weekends too , but when i'm open i'll try to get something together, maybe i could have you all come have practice on the base lol

31. You drive around to 3 differnet Wal-marts looking for foam, because you lack a 1.5" X 36" peice of side edging on your shield.

33. your offended when your flightmates tell you that you should keep the fact you do dag on the dl... Death to all humans ,


i am king dork and i approve this thread

34. You plan RL around boffer events.

35. You spend your vacation days at work on boffer events.

36. Whenever other people complain about the horrible dap smell, you reply "huh? I don't smell anything."

37. You set off the toxic gas detector from dapping inside

38. you wear you garb to school because you have practice after school that day

39. ur instructor only knows u by ur dag name, airman Tyr

40. if you call cars dragons

41. If you have ever inducted a car into your unit.