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Odin

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PostSubject: Odin's healing poems   Odin's healing poems Icon_minitimeSat Feb 26, 2011 4:53 am

The Healing Power of Hurtful Words
By Odin
Well just look at you! You pitiful, sorry excuse for a fighter! You just had to go and get yourself injured! I have half a mind to leave you here to die you worthless cripple!

For future reference you might try a little more killing and a lot less failing. You know you can hit people with that weapon in your hand, right? I’m not saying you’re a bad fighter, I’m just saying a 6 year old would be better than you right now.

Everyone has off days, but I mean come on! Where is your motivation? What are you doing out there? Trying to organize a peace conference? These are called BATTLE GAMES for a reason! Stop trying to hug people and start beating the crap out of them!

Hey, why are you still here? Don’t you know we have work to do? Now MOVE!
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PostSubject: Re: Odin's healing poems   Odin's healing poems Icon_minitimeSat Feb 26, 2011 4:56 am

The Number 66
by Odin

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 41, 42, 43, 44, 45, 46, 47, 48, 49, 50, 51, 52, 53, 54, 55, 56, 57, 58, 59, 60, 61, 62, 63, 64, 65, 66.

If you're cool you'll count this like the count from sesame street, laughs included.
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Kairi Cypmann

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PostSubject: Re: Odin's healing poems   Odin's healing poems Icon_minitimeMon Feb 28, 2011 10:25 pm

I love these. XD The first one is by far my favourite though. You'd better do this at least once at Gates.
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PostSubject: Re: Odin's healing poems   Odin's healing poems Icon_minitimeFri Mar 04, 2011 1:03 am

Thanks, Odin. Now I have a copy of "The Healing Power of Hurtful Words." I will now tape it to the back of my shield. XD
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PostSubject: Re: Odin's healing poems   Odin's healing poems Icon_minitimeMon Oct 10, 2011 3:58 pm

I'm not sure if these are 180, so check first but here is the "original"

The Plagiarized Healing Poem

I wish it was Sunday
That's my fun day
What makes a nation's pillars high
Lucky that my breasts
Are small and humble
So you don't confuse
Them with mountains
And its foundations strong?
What makes it might to defy
The foes that round it throng?
Drop Kick Me, Jesus,
Through The Goalposts Of Life
rubber ducky you're the one,
you make bath time so much fun
It is not gold. Its kingdoms grand
Go down in battle shock;
Its shafts are laid on sinking sand,
Not on abiding rock.
Brothers & sons of America, till our faces pale and yellow;
Heads deprest, voices weak, eyes downcast, hands work-bruis'd,
Feet bleeding on the sultry sands, and the furrows of the whip
Descend to generations that in future times forget.—
Your butt is mine
Not gold but only men can make
A people great and strong;
If I was a sculptor
But then again, no
Men who for truth and honor's sake
Stand fast and suffer long.
I love you like
A fat kid loves cake
Pardon Me,
I've Got Someone To Kill


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and here is the "original run through some online translators Smile


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PostSubject: Re: Odin's healing poems   Odin's healing poems Icon_minitimeMon Oct 10, 2011 8:20 pm

*chuckles* lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Odin's healing poems   Odin's healing poems Icon_minitimeTue Oct 11, 2011 10:09 pm

I'm so confused, my brain just exploded. From awesome confusion, but still.
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