Oh-My-Effing-Gods.
This is so epic.
What's funny is when I read it I hear this kind of conspiracy sort of voice in my mind and I didn't realize this till you posted the side note about the zombies who break the rules and shout locations, because suddenly your normal voice boomed in my head really loudly and I had to turn it down some. XDXDXD
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"Common sense is not so common" - Voltaire
"In order to act, you must be somewhat insane. A reasonably sensible man is satisfied with thinking."
- Georges Clemenceau