Because these boards are too quiet

42. The answer to life, the universe, and everything.

43. One of your goals in life is to have a boffer arsenal so large that you need a U-Haul to transport it to and from events.

Constantine wrote:

a boffer arsenal so large that you need a U-Haul to transport it to and from events.

ian and myself have a nice armyery in our dormroom. is almost that big. for example, we have seven shields...

i used to fill my truck bed with weapons, i had 4 shields, spear, 3 reds, 6 blues, 3 greens, kinda redict for one man lol,

44. you try to think of new symbols to use in dag when you should be studing for a test, or thinking about wat your driving lol

Tyr, did you get in trouble for thinking and driving?

Once.


They gave him the choice of jail or joining the military.

45. You make medieval weapons out of foam, PVC, and cloth and beat people up with them for fun.

46. There are more of these foam weapons in your house than there are weapons in COD.

47. You shout, "Green!" every time you poke your girlfriend/boyfriend with anything.

Jeiku wrote:

47. You shout, "Green!" every time you poke your girlfriend/boyfriend with anything.

in bed XD......

48. you have 16 cores, 3 rolls of blue foam and open cell,and all the supplies to make dag weapons in the trunk of your car

49. you have made a pvc crossbow cause you were bored..

also for the record i have LOT of driving exp, more then most of you, i can actually subconsiously drive if i want, but no i was never in trouble for thinking a driving, im a great driver!

Tyr wrote:

in bed XD......

That's not what I meant, Tyr.... >.>"

50. You scold your friend for using camping foam for sleeping and not for making weapons.

51. You like to chew gum and swing foam, but you're all out of gum.
...Or maybe you like to kick butts and swing foam, but your all out of butts to kick.
...I killed my own joke. ._."

that's difficult to do on a written board

YOU KNOW YOU'RE IN DAG IF:
52. Every time you go to a large public area / park you imagine what it would look like with hundreds of people fighting on it

53. You go for daily jogs wearing boots instead running shoes.

54. You miss pouncing on shieldmen,spearmen, really anyone,

55. You count it ad one of your achievments that you got,thrown off the field for uhnzing yo much..

56. Dag drama is in,the top three biggest pieces of drama in your life.

57. You go to amtgard an try to figure out how to make their weapons dag legal.

58. Your class notes include sketches for weapons you are trying to build

Frag wrote:

58. Your class notes include sketches for weapons you are trying to build

That's actually very true of me; none of my notebooks don't have drawings of my weapons or weapons ideas in them.

59. You get mad when you tell your friend that you're making a claymore and they think that you are making an explosive device.

60. Movies set in medieval times are you all-time favorites.

61. Foam is the leading cause of death and injuries in your local area.

62. You fantasize about doing dag in a big gymnastics place with foam pits, foam towers etc

63. You see a person with green body paint on campus and your first though is "Ork"

64. Practice is the highlight of your week

65. Swordplay and medieval fighting are your favorite sports.

66. You put your dag name on your resume

^ this had better be a true story ^

67. Mud is your solution for preventing sunburn.

68. You enter a fashion contest wearing your garb.

69. (giggity) You have ever attended a wedding in full garb, coated in mud, and not known the bride and groom.

Sounds like my first event,

70 you compare others sports events to gates an.other dag events

Frag wrote:

69. (giggity) You have ever attended a wedding in full garb, coated in mud, and not known the bride and groom.

done that twice now.

Odin wrote:

Frag wrote:

69. (giggity) You have ever attended a wedding in full garb, coated in mud, and not known the bride and groom.

done that twice now.

Been to at least 4 where I didn't know the couple, and one that I did. Definitely a good one for this list, haha.

71. Homework and studying means fighting and making weapons.

72. You go to an engineering school to learn how to design effective siege weapons.

73. You live in a castle, a cottage, or a weapons forge made completely out of foam and pvc.

74. You mount shields on the sides of your car.

75. Your text message signature is either your field name or your signature on the forums.