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Barca Troll
Posts : 239 Join date : 2008-11-07
| Subject: Barca's Horrible Dag Ideas Sat May 15, 2010 3:06 am | |
| Since Iohn won't be able to hear these in person, I'll put my new ones up here. For those not familiar with this, these are random ideas that are either entirely or "almost" legal
Scenarios 1. Cowardly Necromancer: begins as normal necromancer except with only blue weapons, but instead of rezing zombies and moving on, each necromancer raises one zombie at a time and uses them as a human shield, where the zombie fights and takes hits normally, but the necromancer must have one hand on them at all times. If the necromancer dies before the zombie shield, the zombie becomes a necromancer and runs off to find their own shield. This game can have multiple necromancers if needed and ends when one necromancer destroys all opposition.
2. Captain Planet: you have 2 or more teams of 5 people. They have one member for each of the following: earth, wind, water, fire, heart. Earth has a large shield and a blue. Wind has ranged weapons and a blue. Water has 2 blues. Fire has a red. Heart has no weapons, but they can rez or heal with a 5 count. At any time, a team can announce one member as Captain Planet, who will then yell "By your powers combined, I am Captain Planet". This player has 5 seconds of invulnerabllity (the herald keeps track) and immediately is removed from the game afterwards. Both times fight until the other's dead, etc. | |
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Angus Troll
Posts : 423 Join date : 2008-10-14 Age : 36 Location : Rolla, MO
| Subject: Re: Barca's Horrible Dag Ideas Sat May 15, 2010 7:10 am | |
| I was expecting these to be more horrible.
I would actually fight in those scenarios.
for the lulz of course. | |
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turrinbarturrin Field Marshal
Posts : 732 Join date : 2008-08-15 Age : 33 Location : bs prov
| Subject: Re: Barca's Horrible Dag Ideas Sun May 16, 2010 4:21 pm | |
| shoot Captain Planet with hairspray!!!! | |
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Crux
Posts : 308 Join date : 2009-02-01 Age : 37 Location : Truman
| Subject: Re: Barca's Horrible Dag Ideas Tue May 18, 2010 3:35 am | |
| I may have to steal the captain planet and use it for Amptgard. It could get more awesome with the magic system. The necromancer one is also really interesting, though it could me said the zombie has to stay winthin x feet of the necro | |
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Barca Troll
Posts : 239 Join date : 2008-11-07
| Subject: Re: Barca's Horrible Dag Ideas Sun Jun 06, 2010 6:03 pm | |
| Immersion: a field rule where all participants get one point of stoneskin provided they only speak in the language their name originated from, in order to better facilitate historical/fantasy immersion | |
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Kairi Cypmann
Posts : 893 Join date : 2008-08-19 Location : Rolla, MO
| Subject: Re: Barca's Horrible Dag Ideas Fri Jun 11, 2010 12:12 am | |
| - Barca wrote:
- Immersion: a field rule where all participants get one point of stoneskin provided they only speak in the language their name originated from, in order to better facilitate historical/fantasy immersion
I lawled, for real. XD | |
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Jeiku
Posts : 193 Join date : 2010-12-06 Age : 32 Location : Rolla, MO
| Subject: Re: Barca's Horrible Dag Ideas Wed Dec 22, 2010 1:00 am | |
| - Barca wrote:
- Immersion: a field rule where all participants get one point of stoneskin provided they only speak in the language their name originated from, in order to better facilitate historical/fantasy immersion
ROFL! XD And Captain Planet is just... XD | |
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Barca Troll
Posts : 239 Join date : 2008-11-07
| Subject: Re: Barca's Horrible Dag Ideas Sat Jan 22, 2011 2:19 pm | |
| Thought of the day:
In order to make weapons look more realistic, cloth covers should be replaced with aluminum foil | |
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Odin
Posts : 781 Join date : 2008-10-20 Location : Rolla
| Subject: Re: Barca's Horrible Dag Ideas Sat Jan 22, 2011 5:33 pm | |
| why not sharpened metal while we're at it? | |
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Barca Troll
Posts : 239 Join date : 2008-11-07
| Subject: Re: Barca's Horrible Dag Ideas Sat Feb 05, 2011 4:55 am | |
| If we ever need a design for armor, I say we just modify this [img] [/img] | |
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Barca Troll
Posts : 239 Join date : 2008-11-07
| Subject: Re: Barca's Horrible Dag Ideas Sat Feb 05, 2011 5:01 am | |
| If we people don't have backstories, I'm propose we give them this one by default
(Name), the magic dragon lived by the sea And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee
Little Jackie Paper loved that rascal (Name), and brought him strings and sealing wax and other fancy stuff. Oh
(Name), the magic dragon lived by the sea And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee (Name), the magic dragon lived by the sea And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee
Together they would travel on a boat with billowed sail Jackie kept a lookout perched on (Name)'s gigantic tail, Noble kings and princes would bow whene'er they came, Pirate ships would lower their flags when (Name) roared out his name. Oh
(Name), the magic dragon lived by the sea And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee (Name), the magic dragon lived by the sea And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee
A dragon lives forever but not so little boys Painted wings and giant rings make way for other toys. One grey night it happened, Jackie Paper came no more And (Name) that mighty dragon, he ceased his fearless roar.
His head was bent in sorrow, green scales fell like rain, (Name) no longer went to play along the cherry lane. Without his life-long friend, (Name) could not be brave, So (Name) that mighty dragon sadly slipped into his cave. Oh
(Name), the magic dragon lived by the sea And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee (Name), the magic dragon lived by the sea And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee
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Kairi Cypmann
Posts : 893 Join date : 2008-08-19 Location : Rolla, MO
| Subject: Re: Barca's Horrible Dag Ideas Sun Feb 06, 2011 12:54 am | |
| Blaine, you're seriously one of the best trolls I've ever met. XD Not to mention one of the most funny/awesome people I go to school with. | |
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Barca Troll
Posts : 239 Join date : 2008-11-07
| Subject: Re: Barca's Horrible Dag Ideas Sun Feb 06, 2011 4:24 am | |
| You should see what I'm coming up with for the scenario competition
Here's one that didn't make the cut
Touch Dagorhir: It begins as a regular kill your killer, except every player has two flags velcro'd onto a belt they're wearing, players can be killed the regular way
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If you can grab someone's flag and attach it to yourself, the other person is dead
Thus, people that go for flags can be easily killed due to the number of flags they have, and people that can't protect their flags will eventually run out of flags, and can play normally
(This one just wasn't stupid enough to put in the competition) | |
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Odin
Posts : 781 Join date : 2008-10-20 Location : Rolla
| Subject: Re: Barca's Horrible Dag Ideas Sun Feb 06, 2011 6:17 am | |
| and here i've been writing serious ones....lol | |
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Kairi Cypmann
Posts : 893 Join date : 2008-08-19 Location : Rolla, MO
| Subject: Re: Barca's Horrible Dag Ideas Sun Feb 06, 2011 8:11 pm | |
| I'm quite excited for this competition now. XD | |
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Jeiku
Posts : 193 Join date : 2010-12-06 Age : 32 Location : Rolla, MO
| Subject: Re: Barca's Horrible Dag Ideas Fri Mar 04, 2011 1:06 am | |
| I believe the name is Puff...? Oh I had a horrible idea last night after practice was over, but now I forgot. *sad face* :/ | |
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Jeiku
Posts : 193 Join date : 2010-12-06 Age : 32 Location : Rolla, MO
| Subject: Re: Barca's Horrible Dag Ideas Thu Mar 10, 2011 1:51 am | |
| Oh! Now I remember my idea! But this is Barca's page, so I'll save it for later. | |
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Constantine
Posts : 425 Join date : 2008-08-22 Location : Truman Province
| Subject: Re: Barca's Horrible Dag Ideas Thu Mar 24, 2011 3:32 pm | |
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Barca Troll
Posts : 239 Join date : 2008-11-07
| Subject: Re: Barca's Horrible Dag Ideas Fri Apr 15, 2011 4:54 am | |
| Alright, so we get some sort of wheeled table, we attach ropes to it, and get 2 people to pull it, we put a driver, an archer, and a sword user on each table, and create a chariot corps, we can attach shields to the tables for extra protection, we just have to figure out how to beat the people that would copy this brilliant idea... | |
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Odin
Posts : 781 Join date : 2008-10-20 Location : Rolla
| Subject: Re: Barca's Horrible Dag Ideas Fri Apr 15, 2011 5:05 am | |
| they would use chariots and wagons and own those tables. best pick something with bigger wheels, like a dune buggy. and why have people pull it when you can have horse power? and forget a plain archer, we're talking mounted cross bow with rapid fire. | |
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Kairi Cypmann
Posts : 893 Join date : 2008-08-19 Location : Rolla, MO
| Subject: Re: Barca's Horrible Dag Ideas Fri Apr 15, 2011 3:07 pm | |
| Constantine, I don't know how, but I somehow didn't see those video links till just now. They're absolutely hilarious. XD | |
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Barca Troll
Posts : 239 Join date : 2008-11-07
| Subject: Re: Barca's Horrible Dag Ideas Wed Jul 20, 2011 9:32 pm | |
| We should just make ranks simple:
1. Make a list 6 title adjectives and 6 title nouns 2. When a person pays dues, roll 2d6, that's their title 3. People can reroll or roll on advanced title tables once per year 4. ??? 5. Profit | |
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Barca Troll
Posts : 239 Join date : 2008-11-07
| Subject: Re: Barca's Horrible Dag Ideas Sun Aug 21, 2011 3:57 am | |
| I've got my best idea ever!
1. eat a medium delivery pizza
2. fill the empty pizza box with styrofoam packing peanuts
3. salvage some cardboard from your nearest dumpster
4. use salvaged cardboard to reinforce the bottom of the box
5. duct tape the box shut
6. wrap a layer of foam entirely around the box's sides
7. attach a layer of foam to the top of the box
8. add some straps to the bottom of the box
9. tape a cover onto your new pizza shield | |
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Kairi Cypmann
Posts : 893 Join date : 2008-08-19 Location : Rolla, MO
| Subject: Re: Barca's Horrible Dag Ideas Sun Aug 21, 2011 4:41 pm | |
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Jeiku
Posts : 193 Join date : 2010-12-06 Age : 32 Location : Rolla, MO
| Subject: Re: Barca's Horrible Dag Ideas Tue Aug 23, 2011 8:17 pm | |
| If this were to actually work, the Pizza Hut near TJ might give us free pizza! | |
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